Seismic-Sound’s New Monthly Writer:*Beware* Herbert West

The year was 1992. Two high school outcasts were digging a pool in their
backyard, in the hopes of throwing the greatest post-prom party of
all-time. Then an earthquake struck, raising a huge block of ice from the
ground. The ice contained a man, frozen for millions of years.I was that man.The boys clothed me in the latest fashions, taught me to dance and enrolled
me in high school. I immediately became the school’s most popular student,
much to the chagrin of one of my newfound friends. He tried to cast me
away, but in the end learned that friendship is more important than
popularity.Wait! that’s the plot of *Encino Man*.I’m just some guy who’s angry all the time.