Seismic Rad-Libs: Brian Noyeswatkins of Tomten
So if you haven’t heard of Seattle band Tomten, then whats the hold up? This Tuesday night Dec.14th they’re playing the Chop Suey for their CD release party and from the looks of the entire bill, it should be grand. Joining them on their bill is probably one of my favorite Seattle female vocalists Shenandoah Davis, so get their at a reasonable time to catch her performance, but kicking things off is Bellingham indie-pop rock band Candysound. So make your way to this show, and check out the great diverse sound of this bill, it’s a great example of talent we have here in the PNW. We asked front-man Brian of Tomten to be our rad-libber, and we certainly got some interesting and entertaining libs no doubt.
Prepare to be: The Bearer of Bad News.
I wont be: Grinning the next time some son of a bitch calls us “Totem”.
The truth is: Sometimes I listen to Procol Harum….and like it. Eek!
Tomten means: Ask your rustic Swedish Grandfather, or Astrid Lindgren so they may paint a rosier picture for you; one of heightened nostalgia for a yester age.
I can’t ever: Be seen in public without my furs… or my glorious entourage of Adonises draped in equally stunning pelts. O’ To Be Young and Jaded!
Christmas is: A Child’s Christmas In Wales.
My biggest obsession is: The Passion of Jacques Brel!
Don’t ever touch: Gila Monsters, Children, Eckhart Tolle reading matter, Jenkem, …….There are many things one should not touch and many ways in which one should not touch them.
I’m capable of: Starting a Phantom Organ Super Group with John Cale, Fats Waller, Alan Price, Rod Argent, Nicky Hopkins, Ray Charles, Robert Fripp, Moondog, Billy Preston, Ron Mael, Van Dyke Parks…even Randy Newman but then I wake up as Cinderella does to the service bells of her step sisters. No Phantom Super Group. Even Phantom Cats don’t exist. The Tantanoola Tiger was nothing but an Assyrian Wolf.
Butt love: Is impossible with a prolapsed rectum.
Religion is: Simple, I know I’m god because when I pray to him I find I’m talking to myself.
Seismic Rad-Libs:Kevin Murphy of The Moondoggies.
Familiar with The Moondoggies? Well if you’re from Seattle there is a good chance you are. The band has been featured on the MTV series 5 Dollar Cover (which features several Seattle bands), and this last summer played the enormous music festival known as Bonaroo in Tennessee. Right now Kevin and company are doing a stint with the Dawes on the road, so I am grateful that Kevin took the time out to be our weekly rad-libber. Let’s get a glimpse shall we?
People assume that I: Can hear them. I only have hearing in my left ear. I might be nodding at you or spacing out not realizing you were talking to me.
Don’t ask me to: Argue music, because its subjective … like Zappa says ” Writing about music is like dancing about architecture”.
Recording Tidelands was: A learning process as is with every album you make.
To get away from it all I typically: Helicopter to my vacation home on Cape Cod.
I never planned on: Growing to be 8 feet tall. I still don’t.
I wish people would: Boogie.
Seattle is : The underdog.
My worst habit is: Smoking.
My dream gig would be: Playing with Camper Van Beethoven
I can’t imagine: Being eaten by a shark or choose not to.
Seismic Rad-Lib: Bryce Shoemaker of Bronze Fawn.
Just when you didn’t think it was possible for John Roderick’s Rad-Lib ever to be rivaled, in steps Bryce Shoemaker of the almost defunct heady instrumental band Bronze Fawn. This guy puts it all out there and tells it like it is, and I have mad respect for that. This Thursday(tomorrow night) at Neumos he will be headling , and bidding adieu. Bronze Fawn is going out with class. Some of his friends such as The Kindness Kind and Eighteen Individual Eyes are helping see him off. If you’ve heard Bronze Fawn, I don’t need to explain. If you haven’t , then get your ass down to Neumos and do yourself a favor and see them. This could be down right epic….
Bronze Fawn’s demise was: Probably a long time in coming, but for good and many honest reasons.
People would be shocked if: They knew I was a guest actor on Wings for three seasons as Lowell’s little helper named “Randy”. Tony Shaloub used to just eat popsicles and stare and stare at me for hours in the green-room. Whenever I asked him why, he would turn on the Antonio accent and say something silly and we would have a good laugh, then he would go back to the popsicle and staring. That Tony was a real riot.
I’m not going to: The Showbox Sodo ever again. The sound there is god awful.
I could careless for: People who treat their pets like they are children. Have you ever met a dude who knit a sweater for his iguana? I have. Talk about depressing. Thankfully I was only there to buy weed.
Basic elements of a successful band are: 1) Find people you like to hang out with and push you creatively 2) Make music you are all happy with 3) Define what ‘success’ means after you have achieved both 1 and 2.
Freestyle: During the entire time that Fern was followed postpartum, she made day nests daily and frequently drank water (10 days). However, she only fed on termites on three days. On the 12th day postpartum she encountered an adult male who was in her vicinity only a few minutes.Subsequently she contacted the same subadult male as previously. He nested close by but terminated association the next morning. That same day, she took something out of her vagina. On the afternoon of the 14th day postpartum, Fern met the same primiparous female (Georgina) as before parturition and the two females and their infants travelled together for eight days. On the ninth day of association, they encountered a third adult female and offspring but the three females were lost in the rain that same morning. Associations with other orangutans accounted for 34.9 ~ of the time that Fern was observed postpartum. When observations were involuntarily terminated 23 days postpartum, Fern’s genitalia had almost resumed normal size and shape.
I may never: Be in another instrumental band.
Art is subject to: The price that can be placed upon it.
Seattle music scene is: Well known for it’s grunge music. They still play around here, right? The grunge music.
I wish people as a whole had more: Arms and freakish muscle mass. You know like Goro from Mortal Combat.
There is nothing better than: Pie and lamb meat.
Bronze Fawn is gone but: There are a million other bands in this town to listen to, go check them out.
Seismic Rad-Lib: Megan Pickerel of Buzzshyface.
This weeks Rad-Libber has a last name that is synonymous with music, and if you lived in the Pacific Northwest for an extended amount of time I would imagine you’re familiar it. Megan has played with bands such as Swoon 23 and the much adored Hazelwood Motel, but why meander far from home when you have a talented husband such as Herman Jolly at home; which brings us to her current project … Buzzshyface (click on link and take a listen). The slightly folky sounds coupled with her hushed vocals is nothing short of mesmerizing, so do yourself a favor and plan on spending a full night at The Sunset Tavern this next Saturday, November 13th, because the music is solid from beginning to end.
I keep my sanity by: Well, I don’t. A lot of artists say they play music or make art to stay sane. That is not me-When I delve into those things it helps me to get away from sanity and go deeper, away from everyday common reality . I go as far as I can while still taking care of my responsibilities . I am crazy, but in a polite way.
I have always been scared of: People who talk about clothes a lot, and being tickled.
Hillebrity of The Month: John Wolf
Due to some technical difficulties, the Q&A ran late, and for this I apologize. But we now have the answers to some random questions we threw at November’s hillebrity John Wolf. Guaranteed, if you spend any time on the hill, there is a good fucking chance you may have seen this guy.
What annoys the fuck out of you when your out at a bar?: The single most drunk douche at the bar that wants to have some meaningful conversation with me.
What theme would your bar have on Capitol Hill if you owned one?: Hot girls.
Favorite drink of choice?: Bourbon and beer.
One of your best memories of a night of debauchery on the hill?: Douche-bagery? Never seen that on the hill!
Favorite watering holes?: Mario’s, and bimbos.
Favorite night to go out on the hill?: Every night that isn’t friday or saturday.
Best bartender?: I can’t remember.
Favorite local bands?: Samothrace!
Why would anyone from Kirkland or Bellevue hang on the hill?: I don’t give a fuck why just want em gone!
Favorite bite to eat after a drunk night out?: Depends on how drunk, but probably anything crappy from city market.
Whats the budget for a night out?: There is no budget that’s why I’m broke!
What improvement could be made to the hill?: First off Less east siders. Coke and more metal shows. Stop fucking tearing down our beautiful old buildings and putting up tin shacks that cost more money then anyone could ever even need!
Seismic Rad-Libs: Starr Harris of Watch It Sparkle.
Starr is a social magnet in the Seattle music scene, but even more so…one kick ass drummer for the garage punk band Watch It Sparkle. This Saturday they are hosting a very special all ages show at Full Tilt, which is bound to be a scene. I asked Starr if she would give us the opportunity to get to know her a bit more and that means the good , bad and the ugly. So brace yourself it could get very ugly!!!!
Watch It Sparkle-My Baby has a Red Tooth
Watch It Sparkle-Its a Kill
Seismic preview: Allo Darlins at The Rendezvous. October 29th, 2010.
Allo Darlin’s self titled album is bar none one of my favorite albums of 2010. The silky soft voice of lead singer Elizabeth Morris is entrancing, but layer that with their beautiful mish mash of surf rock, pop and slivers of americana…it’s sheer brilliance. These four found each other in the U.K. and have really been only playing since 2009. Two from Australia and two from Kent (London) they’ve hit the fast track to that “rock and roll lifestyle”. Finishing up their tour this month in New York City; October 30th to be exact, but they have one last stop in Seattle before the final date in NYC, and this is going to be a show not to be missed. I expect big things from this band and by the sounds of them I would expect nothing less. The play at the Rendezvous and have an opening slot for head-liners Math and Physics Club, so get there early!!!! No bullshit….they’re incredible.
Seismic Preview: Viper Creek Club @ High Dive October 28th, 2010.
Well if you’re from Seattle and you don’t know who indie electro pop band Viper Creek club is by now… well man your missing the boat, so jump the fuck on board because Thursday night seems to be the perfect night to break up the week from work, and go check out a dope show in Fremont with some friends. Talented duo Brandon Jensen and Mat Wisner just recently released “Letters” over the summer, and to nothing less than critical acclaim from both local and national blogs and publications from all over the country. I can personally say I would be hard pressed to find a weak spot on the album, it delivers. Nonetheless not resting or coasting on any of the high accolades they have received, they also have had numerous remix projects not just with their album, but have worked with some of Seattle’s best and brightest shining artists as well. But don’t kid yourself, it’s not just about the studio work they are known for, these guys just don’t hide behind the beautiful sounds created in the studio … oh no! because live, they bring it and its no fucking joke. Jensen mesmerizes with his amazing guitar work and head shaking passion, while Mat dances, shoves and sometimes gets a little rough with his little lady (yes we are still talking about the show) also known as his keyboard. You get the picture? In a nut shell…live they kick ass. With all this said……don’t drag your feet to get to the High Dive, make sure you get there early enough to check out openers Beat Connection. These guys will certainly be kicking this shit into gear. I guarantee unless you’re a cadaver, your body is going to want to move so don’t miss them.
There is pretty rad band rolling through town tonight, and they come from the upper-midwest … Michigan to be exact. Breathe Owl Breathe is a three-piece band made up of Micah Middaugh (vox), Trevor Hobbs (drums and vox) and Andrea Moreno-Beals (cello, vox) and they are currently on the last leg of their tour after criss-crossing the country to support their album “Magic Central” which is their debut release on the Home Tapes label out of Portland. Considered Folk by most, they are often compared to Casiotone For The Painfully Alone, with quite a bit more of the female vocals infused. The latest album is heralding critcal acclaim, and live they apparently knock it out of the park,so I am really stoked to see them. Traveling with Breathe Owl Breathe for a leg of this tour is Little Wings out of Florida, who will also be crooning the crowd with their country-folk sounds; but it gets even better. The incredible local talent known as Campfire Ok will be kicking off this show and the buzz about this band is growing, so you should try and get there a bit early. They were just recently featured on Audio Oasis on KEXP, and they continue to mesmorize the crowds with fresh sounds of folk infused pop and americana (the kind that gets right under your skin…you know the kind). This band is top notch and continues to set the bar higher and higher every time. So take my word, your in for what is going to be a ass-kicking night of music at The Tractor Tavern, you simply can’t lose.
Seismic Rad-Libs: Star Anna
Well it’s time for the first annual City Arts Fest, and there is an amazing amount of talent playing over the course of the next few days. One of those talents is Ellensburg, Washington’s very own Star Anna. Shes sharing the stage with another local phenom Sera Cahoone at The Crocodile Cafe on Saturday, October 23rd. This bill is a sturdy one, so get there early to check out Star Anna & The Laughing Dogs.Star Anna- Sleep My Darling
Seismic Preview: Hundred In The Hands @ The Crocodile October 18th.
Brooklyn, New York is on fire! No, I mean musically. It has been kicking out some of the most amazing bands probably in its entire history over the last five years. It seems as if every other band that I am stoked about is another band from the hot bed of Brooklyn. I’m not griping…simply stating a fact. So now that, that’s out-of-the-way, I am sure you know whats next. Yes, well once again, another band has tripped my trigger, and they are from … yep, you guessed it. This band goes by the name of A Hundred In The Hands. This man and woman duo are coming to Seattle to nourish you with their dancy post-punk and hot disco sounds. After signing to Warp Records in 2009, and creating a buzz with their single “Dressed in Dresden”, these two musical pros are putting in the hard work of touring the world and putting their musical stamp on it, and I think its possible. They play tonight, so instead of lying low why don’t you start a new tradition of doing something unconventional, and shake it up a bit and head down to The Crocodile and get your dance on. I bet you will be happy you did.
Seismic Rad-Libs: Conor Kiley of Broken Nobles
Conor Kiley’s latest endeavor Broken Nobles are headlining The Comet Tavern this Saturday night October 16th with Jail Weddings, Moonspinners, and Bandolier for a cheap $7 bucks, This is my “Show of the week” the whole line up is pretty sick. I asked Conor to do our Wednesday edition of Rad-Libs in which he happily Obliged, so here we go.
Holy Ghost Revival was: A lot of mayhem, ecstatic highs and dark, grisly lows. I guess every band is. We got to do a shit load more than we ever expected to. When we started most of us were still in high school and our biggest goals were to maybe record an album, get shows in Seattle and possibly do a tour. We ended up getting to do a bunch of awesome recordings, tour the world and some how get on a major label and walk away unscathed. I still don’t know how all that happened, but I guess we just dug what we were doing and didn’t stop. Until we did, which I don’t think anyone in the band has any regrets about. We called it a day at the right time…
I think Aleister Crowley: I know Aleister Crowley, the most self-consciously evil man in the world! We shared a few drinks last night, he was totally gacked out and kept swinging his jaw about all the crazy sex-majick he’d been having…. I dig his work, no fun to get drunk with…
People seem to: Laugh when dudes get kicked in the nuts.
Sex can be: I dunno how to answer this one… I’m a virgin ya see. I’d ask Aleister Crowley.
I can’t: Drive a stick shift. I can’t shop lift either. I’ve never even had the guts to try. Except a few times when I stole scarfs from Value Village. I’d do just about anything for a scarf that would complement my steeze.
Bars on the hill: Are god awful on the weekends. Did all the chowder-heads that used to get their kicks in Pioneer Square make Capitol Hill their new destination? My favorite Capitol Hill bar would probably be The Eagle. Monday nights at the Eagle are killer… Xin djs, Michael tends the bar. A winning combo.
Dream vacation would consist of: A reliable van and my band mates.
Politics are: Boring.
When I was a kid i indulged in: My brothers cassette collection. I was always losing them. He threatened making me replace the ones I lost/broke, but I was a kid! I didn’t have any money! Sorry, Brendan.
Seismic Interview: Kwab Copeland of The Reverb 2010.
Once again, I feel like there are so many people involved in the behind the scenes of our music community that many may go some what un-noticed. So I want to make sure at least some of those people are recognized in all their efforts and what they bring to the table, to make Seattle such a rich vital music scene. On that note, coming up on October 9th, we have the upcoming Reverb 2010. One of the main reasons that this fantastic celebration goes off without a hitch is because of this man … Kwab Copeland. Lets find out what it takes….
How Long have you been involved in the Reverb?
Seattle Weekly hired me in 2006 to book what was then called the Seattle Weekly Music Awards festival. The SWMAs used to take place in pioneer square (where the SW office is located), in 2006 they hired me and moved it to Ballard where I worked as the Talent Buyer at The Sunset. I booked the festival and this awards ceremony show. The following year, the music editor at the time and I arranged to eliminate the “Awards” aspect of the festival and just concentrate on booking a wide variety of local acts and celebrating local music. They changed the name to REVERBfest, and then a couple years later to just REVERB…so all-in-all 2010 will be the 5th Festival I have been involved with
From the time it ends to the time it starts…how soon do you start working on the next years Reverb? Kind of walk us through the process of it..
We start meeting around May, make sure we have all the venues reserved and in place, then go from there..as for booking, I usually start soliciting artists early-to-mid-summer and have all the artists confirmed by the end of Aug (if all goes well).
How do you come about choosing the bands that play?
All of the artists that I approach are selected by committee consisting of Seattle Weekly music folks and myself. Many of the writers will get suggestions from a variety of local industry people (radio, venues, labels, record stores)…I basically have a master list to work from that I have some part in crafting.
The popularity seems to grow every year, ever think about doing a 2-3 day fest?
No, I like the 1 day party personally…never know though
Whats the biggest pain in your ass when getting this together?
The stairs at the Salmon Bay Eagles hall.
Whats the allure of Ballard….is it the proximity of the venues? What is it?
Ballard has worked out tremendously great especially since we made it all indoors. The Tractor, The Sunset and Conor Byrne are of course terrific venues already and we have been able to develop the venues that we convert for the festival, I think people will be really impressed this year with the sound and layout of all of the spaces we are using. The 2 main all-ages venues (Salmon Bay Eagles and New York Fashion Academy) we have worked especially hard this year to look and sound really amazing.
You ever see it moving? Its become a great tradition every year in Ballard, I cant really think of another neighborhood it would work better in.
Is there a ultimate goal for where you guys see the Fest eventually?
Just to continue to have an amazing party every year, raise money for charity, and honor the incredible music coming out of Washington.
Will it always be a local (Washington) music showcase?
That has always been the focus, even when it was the Awards festival… We have been able to keep the wristband price super low and give people the experience of seeing a huge cross-section of local music over the whole day. If people time it right, they can pack in a serious amount and variety of live music for 10 bucks. Its a pretty spectacular and unique event to be involved with. It would be a different kind of festival if we started bringing in national acts, the kind that is already being done, not to say that might not be fun too, but the local focus defines REVERB and we love it
If people want to get involved for next years Fest, how can they go about that?
If people would like to volunteer etc. for REVERB, they can find out how at www.seattleweekly.com
If someone wants to get considered for the Reverb, is there a way to go about it? Get your band written about in Seattle Weekly…like I say above, it is all chosen by committee, there is not an application process for REVERB.
Seismic Rad-Libs: Ethan Anderson of Massy Ferguson.
Ever heard of twang-rock? Well these self-professed “twang rockers” will be taking the stage at The Tractor Tavern at 8:00 pm for Ballard’s annual Reverb Fest.With a reasonable bit of critical acclaim off of their freshman LP called “Cold Equations”, and comparisons to bands such as The Jayhawks and The Hold Steady (I actually hear a bit of Jacob Dylan in his voice), a lot is to be expected of the upcoming October 19th release called “Hard Water”, so no doubt you will be hearing plenty of new material off the latest endeavor, so get your ass to The Tractor early, grab yourself a brew and get yourself ready to hear this all american band rock your ass off.
Massy Ferguson-Long time
Massy Ferguson- Bent
One of the absolute best un-signed bands in the music market is coming to Seattle to as they put it… “to knock the roof off that building.” These four lads from all over the globe have been together since 2001. Lead singer Nathan Nicholson is originally from Tennessee and moved to London after losing his mother in 2000, and that move spurred the original incarnation of The Boxer Rebellion which was called Slipperman. After some very limited success, and some total restructuring, the band switched over to The Boxer Rebellion. Although they have received some commercial success, and signed to a label which imploded not long after, they have never given up. Their anthemic-big sound is truly special and has the potential to launch them into the big dance in due time, but until then, they are busy honing their skills and touring the world supporting the sophomore album “Union”. No doubt we will be hearing some new material from the new album that they are currently working on in Peter Gabriel’s Real World Studio.
Food for thought. This band has one of the most amazingly polished sounds in the biz today; it’s a band with pure emotion that makes you smile, close your eyes and even tear up while getting lost in the beautiful vocals of Nathan and the grand sweeping guitars, song after song. What I am saying is…..this shit get’s deep. The music has the ability to move you, so if you’re hitting a rough patch or mourning the loss of something, this is the music you lock yourself in a room with and turn up the volume to emotionally let it all hang out. So get your ass to The Crocodile early, because this bill is a sturdy one. Tacoma’s own Roman Holiday open things up with their ridiculously tight sound, and radio ready anthems to boot, this band could go bat-shit on the airwaves on any given day..they’re that good, so get there early and check out the local talent, this is a local opener you’ll be glad to call your own. And sandwiched in between this all is Amusement Parks On Fire, England’s version of The Silversun Pickups, with Michael Feerick soft swooning vocals and the lush layers of guitars and uptempo beats, it’s a great palatable band no doubt and pulls the bill together perfectly. I’ll say it again..this is one sturdy bill that you won’t want to miss. Take a listen below to The Boxer Rebellion.
The Boxer Rebellion-Flashing red light means go
The Boxer Rebellion-Spitting fire
Seismic Interview: Mark Burgess of The Chameleons Vox.
Written By:Tilly Rodina & Jason Friendt
Interview By: Tilly Rodina & Jason Friendt
Given the large crowd last Tuesday night, you’d have thought Interpol was playing the Crocodile. Over 400 people packed the venue, including hipsters, indie rockers, new wavers, old wavers, goths, and yes, even housewives. It wasn’t Interpol, but rather a man who’s band clearly had an impact on Interpol’s sound – Mark Burgess.
Back in 1981, Burgess’ band, The Chameleons UK, broke onto the music scene with meaningful lyrics, vocal passion, and the band’s unique dual guitar sound, which continues to be emulated by many guitarist today.Burgess, currently on tour with Chameleons Vox (Chameleons UK less other original members) agreed to meet with Seismic- Sound.com to talk about his bands (past and present), his book A View From A Hill, and his struggle with stardom.
What was it like for you in the height of it all in the 80’s. Is it something you enjoyed?: It was bit of a nightmare really….It wasn’t a pleasant experience being in the band at that stage…..early on it was.. ya know.
It seemed as though in that time your music was blossoming and spreading: Well that may have been the perception in the U.S. but in England where we lived we were kind of ignored and it was a struggle to do anything, Even while we were on Geffen, knowone in England was interested in what we were doing. The people who actually came to shows, that seemed quite strange, because it wasn’t consistent. In Manchester we would play to a lot of people, in London we would play to a lot of people, then we would go to Liverpool or Newcastle and their wouldn’t be anybody there. And I was the one out of everybody who was pushing for the band to come to America and to spend more time here, where I felt the band was more appreciated, more understood. And we weren’t really getting along back then very well, so it was all a bit of a nightmare.
I wondered what happened to the band in terms of really making it in the United States, and here I had all these visions of amazing success you must have had throughout the U.K.: That wasn’t the case at all…no. I was surprised back then you didn’t go the route of MTV which was so big: It wasn’t a medium that we had any direct experience of. There wasn’t really anyone around us to guide us..you know. The people that we admired the most in the medium were ridiculously expensive to work with, such as Tim Pope who did some of The Cure stuff…he was insanely expensive, the budgets were insanely expensive … and we didn’t really feel comfortable spending that kind of money on a promotional tool. So we didn’t bother with it, and we didn’t get as much exposure because of that. So we just got on with the music.
Well The Chameleons were kind of “best kept secret” of sorts when I was in school, and I kind of remember feeling cool for knowing music that wasn’t mainstream, and being played all over MTV. In our mind it was even cooler that you weren’t being played on MTV: (Laughs) Thank you, ya know we weren’t really…this sounds strange for a music group to say this, but we weren’t really that career motivated, there wasnt any real strategies. I think coming here and basing ourselves here for 18 months which is what I wanted us to do, and what Tony Fletcher (friend/pseudo manager) wanted us to do. It’s the closest we came to ever formulating a strategy, so before that we focused on making the songs as powerful as we could..we enjoyed that, and the shows and the records, but we weren’t really strategically minded in terms of marketing it or anything, we weren’t really that bothered…we really didn’t care about cultivating any kind of image or anything, we were just about the music ya know. So that was our failure really, that we didn’t have anyone with us that was able to market us properly…cause we didn’t care enough about that.We were embarrassed about all that….the way we looked at it, we didn’t really want any of that, cause where we lived ya know. If we would have gone back to where we lived, we would have never been able to live it down.
But the photographs I’ve seen were all you, there were no stylists involved: No..I actually threatened to leave Geffen once because of a photo session, cause we did try, and I think it was Tony who said ya know “do it and they will see that it really doesn’t work for you and they will forget about it.” So we went to this place ya know where like Simple Minds and bands like that, and at first it was like we were little kids that had all this stuff in it, and we were trying it all on ya know..mixing pirate hats with overcoats and they were photographing us. But when we saw the pictures we were mortified, and I actually said to, her name was Alicia Winters “You know what if you use those photographs on our records I’m leaving the band” and she thought I was joking and I wasn’t, so she made and emergency call to Geffen in California. I wasn’t going to let them do it. I care more about my integrity as a person than I care about selling a few more records ya know. I did it for a laugh, we thought when they saw them they would realize how ridiculous it was, but then they actually liked them and it was quite worrying. I said “I’m out , I will form another band”. They tried to lump us in with U2 and Simple Minds, and that couldn’t be more removed from us. We were close to bands like The Fall, not so much Simple Minds and U2, but that was their perception of it.
It’s crazy to think of them trying to change your image and not being able to spend the obscene amounts of money to make a video etc..cause when you think about what it is today, any band can make and sell their own CD’s, they can make their own videos and post them on YouTube, and boom: You see that’s where we were coming from. 1979-80 when we found the band, that’s what was going on ya know. It was very independent of the mainstream bullshit, and that’s what inspired me to want to be in the group in the end. I’ve always bought records my whole life ya know. I’ve always been interested in music, but that was what really inspired me to want to do it. Then it swung back again by “82”, it was packaged pop music, pre-packaged pop music again, that all had fallen by the way side, and that’s where we were coming from, and now its coming closer to that again. With all that accessibility. It’s nice to know we are in a time where you can make money from your albums and it doesn’t all go to the record label. When we were with these labels, I would find out we sold 70,o00 copies of “Script of The Bridge”but I have never seen a penny for that. So with all of this download is killing music, it’s actually just killing record company profits, but I don’t protest against it. I never got paid anyway when people were going and buying records legitimately, I wasn’t getting paid.
Didn’t that make you mad?: I mean ya know….unless your selling a massive amount of records, the record company can’t disguise that…it was pretty normal. U2 who is obviously selling millions of records, people in the record company can’t argue, but most bands don’t and that’s normal. Talk to anybody from that period. I remember we had spoken with Martin Jackson of Swing Out Sister, her left the music business completely because he was getting ripped off left and right. He didn’t get paid, he never got paid, but what can you do, that’s the nature of the beast.
Aside from the image thing, was there anything else that made you close to walking away?: I did almost leave ya..there was one period when we were at war with the a record label, and it got to the point where, just keeping everything going was just (in 1994) so difficult to keep things going. I mean you couldn’t do anything, and then what happened was..first of all John Peel rang us up and said will you do another session for us. So we did that, which allowed to write some new songs and stuff, and then when we got invited to New York for the new music seminar in “84”. But at that point I was ready to leave the group. I said this is ridiculous, we can’t really do anything, there’s no point in being a group, we couldn’t write anything legally, we couldn’t gig, cause we couldn’t afford it, we couldn’t make a record, we couldn’t do anything. It came really close then in 1984.
Getting away from the business and back to the music itself. You have had and still have an influence on music. How is it that your stuff remains timely despite the years that have gone by?: (pause) Ummmm….I have no idea, I mean I know we had two exceptionally great guitar players, and its unusual to because of the interactions of those two guitars. Two very different approaches, vastly different approaches, but yet they came together as one thing, so if you play guitar or you’re interested in playing guitar, you get excited by guitar players, that may have had something to do with it, and also I think the kinds of things I wrote about. The context of that music wasn’t typical at the time. I wasn’t like.. post-punk, post wave, which was all very bleak and urban, which I like actually, they were good writers. One of my favorite writers was Mark E. Smith, ya know what I mean, who is as day and night as ya can get. I mean do appreciate that, but I wasn’t doing that. So maybe that’s what gave it a timeless quality to it. I really have no idea …. we were influenced by bands, but once we actually started making our own, we started being influenced by eachother..ya know what I mean. We’d get compared to Echo and The Bunnymen and psychedelic Furs and it’s just like nonsense cause they weren’t direct influences at all. Our influences were like ya know, glam and punk, and some of the prog-rock guys like The Who and Alice Cooper, so I don’t honestly know.
You very busy with all these projects and now you have this book, which is very difficult to get your hands on in the United States…: Well here is the thing. I did a first edition hard cover and it was very big and very heavy and very expensive. But it did sell out and quite a few copies made it to the U.S., but it surprised me when it sold out because all I did was announce it on the websites and like MySpace maybe. We didn’t place any ads, we didn’t send any out for reviews really. Half sold out before the book was delivered with pre-order. But none of them made it to any shops or anything. So the paperback will be hopefully more accessible, and cheaper.
In regards to the book….its called “A View From a Hill”, and it goes through your experience with Chameleons etc..but tell us some of the high points of the book or even the low points: It starts with the lowest point…..I didnt want to end the book so negatively, although there were a lot of positive things in it. But it starts with growing up in England in the 60’s and 70’s, then the punk explosion thing ya know with the Electric Circus and all of that, and what it was like being in Manchester during all that time. Then the evolution of The Chameleons and such which became essential to it, but I tried to write the book with a much broader spectrum, so that there is something there for everyone really. But the last chapter was for my father who was dying, so I tried to put down more of the esoteric idea of reality, so people could see where the actual lyrics come from. That was the idea anyway, that if I put all these ideas out there people would kind of see my thought process within the lyrics.Then I sent it out to a few people and asked them which of the boring bits I should cut out, and unanimously they said don’t cut anything out. I’m thinking that’s crazy cause its 700 pages….but the paper back comes out to about 560 pages.
How did you find that time to write the book?: Well I did it over a period of time, but I didn’t really start focusing on it, till my father got ill, cause I wanted him to read it. So that made me knuckle down.
And did he read it?: Yes….he liked it yes.
Was your father in music?: No…he played futbol for Manchester England
So where did this come from?: Well there was music in the family…. it is in the genes, but my mother and father weren’t musical.
If you could go back and change anything at the height of The Chameleons, would you change anything?: Ya know it all depends on my mood really. Sometimes I think I wouldnt have joined the band, because I had very different ideas of what I wanted to do. I abandoned some of those ideas once the peel session came out and our lives literally changed overnight…I mean I’m not kidding. The very next day it began with overtures from Virgin music and stuff. Our lives completely changed. So I had to abandon a lot of the ideas that I wanted to do, cause I really didn’t take it that seriously when I joined the group, I didn’t expect us to be successful, I did it because I got on with Dave and Reg and Tony, who’s driving us around, looking out for us. That’s the only reason I did it. When I started playing I had no interest in taking it seriously. But ultimately I wouldn’t want to change anything because of the people in my life. My life would be completely different. So the real answer is….. when I am not in a bad mood, I wouldn’t change anything….(laughs).
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Seismic Rad-Libs: Will Hallauer of The Little Penguins.
Have you heard of The Little Penguins? Well this Seattle post-punk, rock band is working on album number three, and Erik Blood is at the helm producing which could only spell goodness. This Thursday the 30th of September they will be playing The Comet, so if your contemplating some amazing Seattle musicality…then go check em out. But until then, lead singer Will Hallauer gives us his Rad-Libs.
I’ve got one: Big burning urge to have The Horrors take us on tour across Europe.
My biggest disappointment in life was: Learning that having all the best intentions in the world sometimes isn’t enough.
The Little Penguins-Hundred days of snow
The Little Penguins– Candy Hearts



















